.Monday, February 8, 2010.
You're my dancing queen.
8.34am now. Having a mini test later on. Gosh. Gonna use my general knwoledge again to pass it! I guess i will just flung it. Hahaha~ Yesterday was doing my blogskin. Was helping out with Brandon's. Oh totally screwed and damn funny. Was trying to figure out what was what, and the process really sucks - cus HTML codes sucks!
Been trying damn hard to think of inspiration on what to post about, and this might be a good one. As you know, aunties in Singapore are the most powerful creature in our society. Typical acts of aunty may include:
Been trying damn hard to think of inspiration on what to post about, and this might be a good one. As you know, aunties in Singapore are the most powerful creature in our society. Typical acts of aunty may include:
- Chionging in the MRT/ Bus once the door opens
- Making the "TSK" sound when you accidentally step on their shoes
- Digging nose in public (Totally wtf)
- And the list just goes on and on.
Fear not! Today I'm going to teach you some ways to counter these acts of aunties. But, you require some tactical movements before you can do so. Chey.
WTF RIGHT. This aunty, is trying to dig her golden nuggest out of her small little hole. And she even took up 2 seats. Inconsiderate. But she actually eats her nuggest i think? So at least she doesn't dirty the train. SO PLEASE. Remember this golden rule: " You eat what you dig . " In this way, you wont dirty the train.
Seriously, i can't stand aunties (or maybe people) trying so fucking hard just to dig the nose. And after she dig her nose, she gave that orgasm-looking face. But you see readers, at least she eats back her nose shit, while you know what others will normally do when no one is looking?
They try to stick their nose shit to a wall or any hard surfaces, or maybe even under chairs. THIS IS SERIOUSLY WTF. Dont think i don't know cos i have seen many HARDEN YELLOW stuffs appearing out of no where from my seats/ tables. Come on people. EAT BACK WHAT YOU DIG LA.
Okay, enough of this nose digging. Chionging into MRT/ Bus. How to counter it? Its easy. Follow the steps:
Step 1: Look around you, see if there's any aunty.
Step 2: If you see one, you better pray to God of your beliefs.
Step 3: When the door of MRT/ Bus open, use the umbrella to hook onto any aunties arm.
Step 4: Aunty wouldn't care about it, and will continue to chiong in the MRT/ Bus.
Step 5: You dont have to move, stay still. Aunty chiong in = You get pulled up by her.
Step 6: Enjoy the journey.
YOU SEE. Its pretty easy, all you need is just an umbrella!! Moving on. This stupid sound is really making me annoyed. And its the TSK sound. Idk why, but aunties always love to tsk me, and i have found a way just to tackle them. Idk if it will work on all of you, but no harm trying!!
If an aunty happens to TSK you because you did something not civilised (im not saying im uncivilised), you simply say.....
"Yes aunty? You TSK me ah?"
I tell you, this is the most powerful phrase if you are to get such situations. You see how the dialouge will go.
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Me: Yes aunty? You TSK me ah?
Aunty: Ya, can you talk softer?
Me: Cannot la. Aiyo aunty, so embarassing, you notice me so much..
Aunty: I'm not noticing you, just that you are talking too loud.
Me: Dont shy, already 50 y.o. already skin so saggy still shy for what?
Aunty: You say my skin saggy?
Me: Not saggy then bouncy meh? Please la aunty. *Walks off*
Aunty: .......
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Woo. Okay im off to school!
Replies:
Annabel: Actualy is pro me.....................
Melody: Hahahha. lol
Weiix: HAHA! Yea. Meet up real soon okokay !!
Jinhui: Clean sai! Is the bingshan damn dirty lor.
.Sunday, February 7, 2010.
You gave me a laugh.
Hey readers. Yes. I have changed my blogskin. Its nice, so stfu and keep your comments to yourself alright? Hahaha! Lets start off with yesterday. I was..... yea. Took my commskills summative test. Pretty easy i guess, after that head home. Did some revision before leaving house to give yiwei her birthday surprise! Hahah. Glad that she like it and enjoyed it.
So basically, we went to her house and prepare all the steamboat food items. After that, decorated her house and yeah. She got the shocked! 18 Already girl, time to party yea? *Not with Chew if you wanna go clubbing* HAHA.
Joke. It's been damn long since last hang out with usuals. Had a nice talk with Usuals at Tenaga basketball court. Cab home at 12.45am. Sunday, back at home. Study. Didn't really study much. Well, guess will just do my best! Hahah!
Replies:
Annabel: Er...................okay?........
Brandon: Er......................okay?............cheeer up...........
-XINKE: Hello! Haa. I not linking anyone already, ps! :x
Melody: Haha. still haven't changed at all you.
-UAreSoMean-: Hello! Haha. I not linking anyone already. Yea sure! FB soon!
OhyeahHarder: Haha! You add me la! simple_is_best4@msn.com
Weiix: Haha. You like it jiu hao alright? ^^ Hope you enjoyed urself man!
So basically, we went to her house and prepare all the steamboat food items. After that, decorated her house and yeah. She got the shocked! 18 Already girl, time to party yea? *Not with Chew if you wanna go clubbing* HAHA.
Joke. It's been damn long since last hang out with usuals. Had a nice talk with Usuals at Tenaga basketball court. Cab home at 12.45am. Sunday, back at home. Study. Didn't really study much. Well, guess will just do my best! Hahah!
Replies:
Annabel: Er...................okay?........
Brandon: Er......................okay?............cheeer up...........
-XINKE: Hello! Haa. I not linking anyone already, ps! :x
Melody: Haha. still haven't changed at all you.
-UAreSoMean-: Hello! Haha. I not linking anyone already. Yea sure! FB soon!
OhyeahHarder: Haha! You add me la! simple_is_best4@msn.com
Weiix: Haha. You like it jiu hao alright? ^^ Hope you enjoyed urself man!
.Wednesday, February 3, 2010.
The one that never want.
Back from school. Had my measurement for SSM today. I cannot imagine me back to secondary school hairstyle. Sucks TTM. SSM, fuck you. Hahah.
Anyway, i'm going back to Malaysia next weekend i guess. Bought the tickets already. Another year to be spend in Malaysia. Valentine.... hmmm.
Moving on. Wrapped up my speech today. My cousins have been complaining about me repeating the same old speech. Haha. Thanks Zi Chao and Brandon for listening, so shy. HAHA
Semester coming to an end, time to bid farewell to classmates. A good thing? Hmm. Sorta. Can get to know new friends. Hahah.
Alright. Off to prepare my japanese role play stuff. Excited. Wooo
Replies
Melody: Calling urself ah
Jszeeee: Thanks too!
Vivien: Hi bulldogz. Yes, be very honoured.
-SIAOEH: Yo! :X
Brandon: Hi whore. You look great in my picture.
Annabel: You very gross leh. Im building Sauvignon back!
Steve: Hi, you already toh. How to tag?
Jason: Bro! Meet up!
Yiwei: Hahah. Yea. Gotta meet up real soon ! :B
DTLY: Hahahah. Im great at it right. HAH
-AHCRAP: Lol. Link you some other time.
Anyway, i'm going back to Malaysia next weekend i guess. Bought the tickets already. Another year to be spend in Malaysia. Valentine.... hmmm.
Moving on. Wrapped up my speech today. My cousins have been complaining about me repeating the same old speech. Haha. Thanks Zi Chao and Brandon for listening, so shy. HAHA
Semester coming to an end, time to bid farewell to classmates. A good thing? Hmm. Sorta. Can get to know new friends. Hahah.
Alright. Off to prepare my japanese role play stuff. Excited. Wooo
Replies
Melody: Calling urself ah
Jszeeee: Thanks too!
Vivien: Hi bulldogz. Yes, be very honoured.
-SIAOEH: Yo! :X
Brandon: Hi whore. You look great in my picture.
Annabel: You very gross leh. Im building Sauvignon back!
Steve: Hi, you already toh. How to tag?
Jason: Bro! Meet up!
Yiwei: Hahah. Yea. Gotta meet up real soon ! :B
DTLY: Hahahah. Im great at it right. HAH
-AHCRAP: Lol. Link you some other time.
.Monday, February 1, 2010.
BEFORE PHOTOSHOP
AFTER PHOTOSHOP
Model: Brandon Tan Jun Jie
.Sunday, January 31, 2010.
I'm going to change the picture every week
I mean the one on top. Woo
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Reflect, not refract.
I was wondering when was the last time i did self reflection. Last year i guess, maybe thats the reason why I'm losing my thoughts easily these days. I took an hour out just now - i laid on my bed and started reflecting about what i did for the year (2009). Some tears, happiness, experience, but most importantly, i enjoyed myself nonetheless.
All began with January. It was the most wonderful period in my life. Working with friends at Palm Beach, cursing managers there for telling us off. Trying to figure how to play the games in Settlers, trying to skive whenever there's no customers. Overnight sessions at Yiwei, Bingshan, Jinhui and Chew's house. Taking cab home after work during midnight. Playing audition at home like nobody's business. Buying fam channels, trying hard to recruit skillful members.
I can go on, but i dont really see the need to. There comes April, where poly life starts. Many setbacks in the beginning. Didn't like my classmates, hate politics inside, awful self learning, finding someone to talk to. Can't deny i didn't like poly life, but that was in 2009. Relationship with usuals got closer, and we were doing many things that no others would do.
Usuals was the only backbone i had at that time. I couldn't express how much they meant to me. We listen to each other, we do things together, we dye hair together, we laugh together, and we supported each other. At the moment, i thought that usuals was the only one that i could rely on. Saturday clique was drifting, empty promises that were made. Felt disappointed about it, but i can't do much. All have their own life, perhaps one day, we will gather again.
Life was stress during semester 1.1. I couldn't cope just as other thought i was doing fine. I got home and i kept quiet most of the time. Trying hard to get good grades for projects, but the grade wasn't worth the effort. Coupled with relationship problems, i was entering the lowest period once again, just like secondary 2.
It took me great effort, and Usuals who listened to me. They put me back on track, and i really have to thank them. Bing Shan's number was the first that i will dial that time, and followed by Yi Wei. No idea why, but, they listen. Thanks for being there, i wouldn't have gotten up that fast without your help.
Up till this point in 2009, many left me. For god-who-knows reason, some deleted off my facebook, some deleted msn, some don't reply. It was during that time, i learn to be tougher. I learn not to trust people that easily, dont blame me. Blame those who left me. I learnt to have a mask around me when I'm with stranger. It doesn't feel good, but i dont have a choice.
Outings with Usuals was mundane all of a sudden. I didn't talk much during the outings. No idea, maybe that's me. I'm an introvert when i was young. I can't deny that. It was only towards September, i began opening up myself once again.
Then comes my birthday. Usuals gave me big surprise, yet again. They never fail to please me, and our bonds went even deeper. I love that feeling, the feeling of being with them. A great surprise that was planned well. Thanks ZhiJie and Chanhuei.
It was during the holiday that i was into audition. My fam was doing great, and got to know Kenneth, Brandon, Annabel, Oliva, Kimberley, Vivien and co. I was happy, nothing much. Brandon was a great friend back then, talking on msn till late night. Laughing over silly things, and doing dares that only we will do. Enjoyed myself during this period. Thanks Brandon.
Semester 1.2 began, and history repeated itself. Not going into detail for it. It's coming to an end too. It was an eventful year. And came this thought, why. I hurt so many people, and vice versa. But that's life i guess. I have learnt to give up, give in, leave, endure, sacrifise, enjoy, laugh, cry, and most importantly. I have learnt to love.
Up till today, some decided to leave me, but i dont have any say. Well, all the best for me. I'm moving on with my life. And Usuals, they are my root of happiness. Whoa, i spent 1 hour typing all these.
All began with January. It was the most wonderful period in my life. Working with friends at Palm Beach, cursing managers there for telling us off. Trying to figure how to play the games in Settlers, trying to skive whenever there's no customers. Overnight sessions at Yiwei, Bingshan, Jinhui and Chew's house. Taking cab home after work during midnight. Playing audition at home like nobody's business. Buying fam channels, trying hard to recruit skillful members.
I can go on, but i dont really see the need to. There comes April, where poly life starts. Many setbacks in the beginning. Didn't like my classmates, hate politics inside, awful self learning, finding someone to talk to. Can't deny i didn't like poly life, but that was in 2009. Relationship with usuals got closer, and we were doing many things that no others would do.
Usuals was the only backbone i had at that time. I couldn't express how much they meant to me. We listen to each other, we do things together, we dye hair together, we laugh together, and we supported each other. At the moment, i thought that usuals was the only one that i could rely on. Saturday clique was drifting, empty promises that were made. Felt disappointed about it, but i can't do much. All have their own life, perhaps one day, we will gather again.
Life was stress during semester 1.1. I couldn't cope just as other thought i was doing fine. I got home and i kept quiet most of the time. Trying hard to get good grades for projects, but the grade wasn't worth the effort. Coupled with relationship problems, i was entering the lowest period once again, just like secondary 2.
It took me great effort, and Usuals who listened to me. They put me back on track, and i really have to thank them. Bing Shan's number was the first that i will dial that time, and followed by Yi Wei. No idea why, but, they listen. Thanks for being there, i wouldn't have gotten up that fast without your help.
Up till this point in 2009, many left me. For god-who-knows reason, some deleted off my facebook, some deleted msn, some don't reply. It was during that time, i learn to be tougher. I learn not to trust people that easily, dont blame me. Blame those who left me. I learnt to have a mask around me when I'm with stranger. It doesn't feel good, but i dont have a choice.
Outings with Usuals was mundane all of a sudden. I didn't talk much during the outings. No idea, maybe that's me. I'm an introvert when i was young. I can't deny that. It was only towards September, i began opening up myself once again.
Then comes my birthday. Usuals gave me big surprise, yet again. They never fail to please me, and our bonds went even deeper. I love that feeling, the feeling of being with them. A great surprise that was planned well. Thanks ZhiJie and Chanhuei.
It was during the holiday that i was into audition. My fam was doing great, and got to know Kenneth, Brandon, Annabel, Oliva, Kimberley, Vivien and co. I was happy, nothing much. Brandon was a great friend back then, talking on msn till late night. Laughing over silly things, and doing dares that only we will do. Enjoyed myself during this period. Thanks Brandon.
Semester 1.2 began, and history repeated itself. Not going into detail for it. It's coming to an end too. It was an eventful year. And came this thought, why. I hurt so many people, and vice versa. But that's life i guess. I have learnt to give up, give in, leave, endure, sacrifise, enjoy, laugh, cry, and most importantly. I have learnt to love.
Up till today, some decided to leave me, but i dont have any say. Well, all the best for me. I'm moving on with my life. And Usuals, they are my root of happiness. Whoa, i spent 1 hour typing all these.
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Your eyes told me, run baby.
I realised i never come out with a proper post for a super long time. Hahah. Well, I've been relatively busy with work, assignments. So i was doing up some of my notes yesterday, and i was blog hopping. I saw Pastor Kong's blog and began to read his post.
His post are, special. A way that I would want to continue to read no matter what. Haha. So anyway, Chinese New Year is coming. So excited for it. Hehe. Can go and collect Ang Baos, and win people with my WONDERFUL mahjong skills.
Ok just joking. Everyone knows i suck at mahjong. Hahahah! Alright, study time for BCS. Bye.
His post are, special. A way that I would want to continue to read no matter what. Haha. So anyway, Chinese New Year is coming. So excited for it. Hehe. Can go and collect Ang Baos, and win people with my WONDERFUL mahjong skills.
Ok just joking. Everyone knows i suck at mahjong. Hahahah! Alright, study time for BCS. Bye.
.Wednesday, January 27, 2010.
A smile so real
Just reached home. Its 11.23pm. Didn't really study much for my Jap test tmr. Hope everything will be smooth. Hahah. Today spent 6 hours in business lab doing web design. Kill me.
Proud of myself man. Heheh. Hope that can show the webpage here once its done.
After school had a great chat with bingshan and chew. Talked about parents, life, girls, studies. Gosh, we are going to visit a pub real soon!
So nostaglia. Ok, i have to go! seeya!
Just reached home. Its 11.23pm. Didn't really study much for my Jap test tmr. Hope everything will be smooth. Hahah. Today spent 6 hours in business lab doing web design. Kill me.
Proud of myself man. Heheh. Hope that can show the webpage here once its done.
After school had a great chat with bingshan and chew. Talked about parents, life, girls, studies. Gosh, we are going to visit a pub real soon!
So nostaglia. Ok, i have to go! seeya!
.Monday, January 25, 2010.
Brother
Had lesson today as usual. Pretty fine. Next week will be super busy with submission, assignments. Hope can clear my mind off too. Had a nice talk with Jason bro now. Thanks so much.
Given a choice, i would rather hate you than loving you.
Had lesson today as usual. Pretty fine. Next week will be super busy with submission, assignments. Hope can clear my mind off too. Had a nice talk with Jason bro now. Thanks so much.
Given a choice, i would rather hate you than loving you.
.Saturday, January 23, 2010.
Putting a great smile
Hey, ignore the previous post. Anyway, its weekend again! Yay. Ok bye.
Kidding. Not going to end my post like that. Hahahha.
Yea, on a random note. I suddenly have the urge to post, why we should love our mother.
Reason #1 - They gave birth to us.
Dont tell me you guys dont know this reason, simple, yet most neglected one. Our mother gave birth to us, some through operation, while some forced it out through their vagina.
You want to know the pain? Try cutting yourself DEEP at your stomach area (slighty below). Readers out there, dont talk behind the computer and say " I try cutting myself before. "
Eh please. You guys call that cut? Is call slit dumb ass. And what you slit, will heal even if you dont do anything to it. Comparing it what our mother have went through, its totally nothing. So you guys better fucking love your mother.
Want to know experience how pain is natural birth? Force some durians into your nose. That's how it felt. So dont complain your mother are a pain in ur ass, because the fact is that, you are the pain in their vagina in the first place.
Our mother don't have to go through such pain. Why would anyone on earth want to do such stupid things? Mothers.
It's not because they are stupid, because they love us. Just like how we should reciprocate it, love them doubly more.
Reason #2 - They care for us more than anyone else.
Tell me. When you're young, you injured yourself, who is the first one to be there? Dont tell me doctors are nurse. Is your mother. Let's not talk about when you're young, even till now, who will the first person you think of when you are in pain? Your mother.
Our mothers took care of us so many years, and they require nothing back from us. They fucking did it because they love us. All that they wanted from us is to grow up and able to be healthy. But what do we give them?
SHIT. Yes. Total shits. You got to be guilty. Everyone gave SHIT to their mothers before (most).
Ask yourself readers, when was the last time you said I Love You to your mother. When was the last time you had a good talk with your mother. When was the last time you hugged her.
And when was the last time you made her angry and hate her? Recently.
Why let our mother feel such pain when children claims that we hate mother. Why. If you want your mother to experience the same pain like how they gave birth to us, go ahead.
But readers out there, i know you guys aren't such people. Before you realised how much a mother mean to you, give them a hug now.
Ps: I love my father too.
Kidding. Not going to end my post like that. Hahahha.
Yea, on a random note. I suddenly have the urge to post, why we should love our mother.
Reason #1 - They gave birth to us.
Dont tell me you guys dont know this reason, simple, yet most neglected one. Our mother gave birth to us, some through operation, while some forced it out through their vagina.
You want to know the pain? Try cutting yourself DEEP at your stomach area (slighty below). Readers out there, dont talk behind the computer and say " I try cutting myself before. "
Eh please. You guys call that cut? Is call slit dumb ass. And what you slit, will heal even if you dont do anything to it. Comparing it what our mother have went through, its totally nothing. So you guys better fucking love your mother.
Want to know experience how pain is natural birth? Force some durians into your nose. That's how it felt. So dont complain your mother are a pain in ur ass, because the fact is that, you are the pain in their vagina in the first place.
Our mother don't have to go through such pain. Why would anyone on earth want to do such stupid things? Mothers.
It's not because they are stupid, because they love us. Just like how we should reciprocate it, love them doubly more.
Reason #2 - They care for us more than anyone else.
Tell me. When you're young, you injured yourself, who is the first one to be there? Dont tell me doctors are nurse. Is your mother. Let's not talk about when you're young, even till now, who will the first person you think of when you are in pain? Your mother.
Our mothers took care of us so many years, and they require nothing back from us. They fucking did it because they love us. All that they wanted from us is to grow up and able to be healthy. But what do we give them?
SHIT. Yes. Total shits. You got to be guilty. Everyone gave SHIT to their mothers before (most).
Ask yourself readers, when was the last time you said I Love You to your mother. When was the last time you had a good talk with your mother. When was the last time you hugged her.
And when was the last time you made her angry and hate her? Recently.
Why let our mother feel such pain when children claims that we hate mother. Why. If you want your mother to experience the same pain like how they gave birth to us, go ahead.
But readers out there, i know you guys aren't such people. Before you realised how much a mother mean to you, give them a hug now.
Ps: I love my father too.